Sunday, May 17, 2020

Patio

The heat generated from burning 2 million years worth of compressed and liquefied bacteria known as oil has led the southwest to become an inferno. The answer is obviously to stop burning oil but that can't be accomplished without some wisdom and forethought so the second best answer is an outdoor patio with misting hoses from a hardware store. This required running water from the other side of the house though the attic and a hole in the porch roof but I was cutting holes in the porch anyway.
Lots of sloppy pavers, a couple chairs and a misting hose zip tied overhead. every castle needs this. 10 bags of sand to level one area. The rest will be wobbly and uneven because I'm not going to spend a fortune to level a lawn.